Big Trees, not big stumps

sorry about that stupid title, but it's written on this big wooden poster thing that my stepmom insists on putting in the corner in only my view so that i'm the only one it bothers.

anyways i'm a nerd. it's obvious, but now i've become a bigger nerd because i learned a new language. you're thinking "Nathan, you silly man, learning a language is good!"
you're wrong, but only because the language i learned is: Hylian. Yes, i learned how to write in the ancient (and incredibly fake) language from the zelda series. of course i haven't memorized it, and unfortunately there are different TYPES of hylian depending on the game (in Ocarina of time, and Majoras mask it was just gibberish, in The Wind Waker it's only translatable to Japenese) so i learned the Hyrulian from 'Twilight Princess'.

speaking of unimportant things i do, i've started drawing in a book about parliment that i've re-titled "the secret of Pasta Parties". it's gone from just random pictures that i was drawing to pictures that are drawn that relate to text from the book that i've edited, or selected to put in a sentence. it includes chapters titled "Seduction", "Floss your Identity, and dance" and "using your own organs as a weapon". it's currently unfinished (i'm currently on the chapter entitled "Erections, and Pasta Party organization") but i plan on finishing it once i find some funny things to make pictures of. I also plan on making a facebook album for the book when it's completed.

i need a haircut.

have you checked out Ronald Jenkees? he's friggin amazing. youtube man, youtube.

it's the overgrown guy girlfriend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BnPZhGLt6Y&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Sjn1ZeiTQ&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV2OZFpB7GE&NR=1

funny stuff

keep on truckin'
Nate

GIM-ME MA JELLA-BEANS BITCH!

yeah, i drew a picture of a rooster today who's head was flying with magical colors coming out of it's neck. i guess it was blood?. anyways he was saying exactly what the title of this post is. it was fun. of course the only reason that i drew that was that i wasn't paying attention in food and nutrition because....well....

who would?

so then ironically i missed the second half of the first day of school, because i had to go see a doctor or whatever to see if i have attention problems.

man i hate scanning. why can't i just draw something, and then just have it appear on the internet instantly? unfortunately thats what a tablet is for, and i don't have one.

haha i have a picture of a bear saying "marshmallow Tuesdays just got fun". i drew that cause i was thinking about the bear roaming around camp, and the marshmallows in the kitchen that i later stole, and got a stomach ache from. my bad. i also stole a whole bag of chips. what was i thinking? i'm dumb.

i wish i could move through shadows, and slow down time, and know what people thought of me. i guess for that third one it could just be reading minds, but it's more specific, and people may not be thinking about what they're think of me when i want to know.

oh man i had to do that attention thing like i said, but it was cool, cause i was awesome at the creativity things (putting together puzzles, making pictures, etc.) and shitty at the math. there was also a point where i had to take a jumble of numbers and letters, and i had to put the numbers in order, and then the letters in order, all in my head. it was hard, but i only got a few numbers off some times.

man the first day of school was pretty good. until second period. thankfully i'm going to the guidance office tomorrow during that class to switch out of it.

anyways i'm in trouble, but i'm not leaving this computer till i scan all of my pictures.

"and i ain't leavin' this party tonite, 'till i see some drunk bitches dancing around, touchin' eachother!"

thats a rap called fuck off. eminem "sang" that part. it was funny.

BEARS ATTACK WHEN YOU SEE THE BLUE SKY FALLING ON A TABLE OF MARBLES.

thats right, i went there. alright so now i'm just saying things for the hell of saying them, so i'm going to stop.

later.