old lady goes NOM NOM NOM

weird day today. woke up, realized what i'd done the following night (am i a bad person?), felt really sick, had to start my project and then woke up at 1:05, ran to work (i was 20 minutes late) and then spaced out for the entire afternoon. there were great parts of work though. i'll explain:

so did you ever play Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, or Majora's Mask? well then you've fought that annoying floating skull called a "bubble". know how it was always using extreme jaw movements when it came at you? well there was this old lady that came in the store, and off the bat she looked kinda weird, but then i looked a bit too long i guess, because she quickly turned her head toward me, and then moved moved her jaw up and down 3 times with her eyes REALLY wide. it was strange.

i also caught a crazy man laughing at fudge

and some guy asked if we sell dog food. i told him no, but it turns out we sorta do.

and of course people were coming to me all day asking for things that i didn't know the location of.

my tummy stopped hurting! yaaaaaaay.

i'mma go watch the office now, so fuck off

you will always be remembered,
you will be celebrated
you will never be forgotten,
these tears still haven't faded

keep it ninja

Turnstiles make the world go round

LOL Turnstiles....

okay so i was at cloverdale today with my dad and the twins, and we went into EB games, and my dad was looking at the used stuff, and they've got used Xbox 360s for $130.... so i'm thinking that i'mma buy one, and get EA skate so that i can be forever happy. i'm not sure though..... i could get skate 1, or skate 2, but i dunno which one to get...

and mikey if you would be so kind, could you maybe list some games you think i may like, cause i dunno many.

HOLY SHIT, I CAN GET FABLE 2!!!
AND OBLIVION!!! AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!

i like having money. i can buy so many shirts now.

FLATLINERS WAS AWESOME!!!
actually i haven't gone yet, i've got like another 2 hours till i get there.

Today, i was home alone for 10 hours. i spent the whole time playing online games. FML

Today, my PSP stopped being able to see the downloaded games that i put on it. FML

Today, i spent my evening writing short sentences about my life that end with 3 letters. FML

these four wheels feel like home to me
enough of living broke at home, and bank robberies
these faces i see, and these fumes i breathe
proof enough that this is where i want to be
these photographs tell a story of their own
2 fists, white knuckles, and a microphone
these highway lines, these miles and miles
they breathe!

keep it ninja

what am i doing with my life?

seriously though.
i doubted myself again today. i woke up and thought "what if i shouldn't get into art? artists don't make a lot of money, and i don't know if i can survive by going from job to job constantly". i'd love to get into videogames, and just stay with one company, but most games nowadays are shoot-em-ups, and i can't draw people too hot. i mean if there was a really weird game based on my type of art, then sure, i'll make a shitload of money, but the fact is that would be a miracle, and doubtfully will ever happen.

if women should learn anything from "the little mermaid" it's that they shouldn't talk, cause guys just want to marry them if they're found on a beach with no clothes.

okay so i'm watching pretty much the worst movie ever made. it's cinderella, but with real people. the royal family is a black woman and a white man that have an asian son who loves a black cinderella who's step sisters are black, and white, and who's step mother is a ginger. .......um......

WHAT THE FUCK?

i really want to quit my job. closing is the worst. an upside is that there are some hot girls there.
WHAT'S THAT? IS THAT A TRANSITION I HEAR? INDEED, IT IS!
yeah so i'm lonely. unfortunately i've got very specific taste. then again that's a good thing, cause i don't want to end up with someone i hate. i mean this is a RELATIONSHIP we're talking about. I dunno about you, but that's sorta important to me. i'm just not sure who i'd really want to date. i'd be better off if everyone had a little thing above their heads that told me if they were avaliable, and if they like me. too bad my mind isn't reality.

man i wish things i thought came true. i'd be able to slow down time, and make things i want appear out of thin air. fuck that would be awesome.

oh man have you guys ever seen "Word Girl"? it's a kids show, but it's actually got some great humor. just watch it some day on TVO Kids. i dunno when it's on, but find out and watch. it's actually really funny, i promise. the only thing that sucks is that it's trying to teach kids words, so it's always saying the same shit, but it's still funny. and the animation is pretty awesome too.
that's what she looks like. her monkey's name is Captain Huggy Face. my favorite supervillain is "Chuck the Evil Sandwich making Guy". his secret lair is in his mother's basement......

hilarity ensues.

here's a clip
and another one
and a profile with some episodes or something

hey did you hear,
there's nothing to fear
the things that scared us now have stopped
and there's nothing hiding in the dark

keep it ninja

Mo money, Mo WoW

i want to make a t-shirt that says that for sean.

SPEAKING OF WHICH:
"and psht who hates sean?
way to be LATE."
shut the fuck up ashley, use your brain. i made that post DAYS ago. take that little miss arrogant. jesus.
lol

by the way, you've probably read this:
Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML
.....i'm not so concerned about the guy's ED, as i am concerned about his 84 year old grandpa telling him about his boner. what's with that? old people....

MIKEY READ MY OTHER POST LIKE I TOLD YOU TO 5742868 TIMES!!!!

so as we all know, i'm a ninja. in the time it took you to read that, i stole something from your room that you won't notice, but will need to defend yourself when i attack you from the shadows.

HOLY SHIT I SAW THIS REALLY TINY DOG TODAY! it' was on the way home from work. OH ANNNND today was the best day of work EVER!! all i did was put out the "fresh produce" mats, then prepare some parsley, and then the other 3 1/2 hours was skinning corn, then wrapping it, then break, then skinning corn, then cleaning the back, then leave. it was EPIC. soooooo easy. monday's going to suck though cause i'm on my own, and i've got no idea what to do for 5 whole hours without direction.

Perhaps it's because i don't play that game
that's bullshit to me
Perhaps it's because fake greetings from shitty friends
mean nothing to me

keep it ninja