Big Trees, not big stumps

sorry about that stupid title, but it's written on this big wooden poster thing that my stepmom insists on putting in the corner in only my view so that i'm the only one it bothers.

anyways i'm a nerd. it's obvious, but now i've become a bigger nerd because i learned a new language. you're thinking "Nathan, you silly man, learning a language is good!"
you're wrong, but only because the language i learned is: Hylian. Yes, i learned how to write in the ancient (and incredibly fake) language from the zelda series. of course i haven't memorized it, and unfortunately there are different TYPES of hylian depending on the game (in Ocarina of time, and Majoras mask it was just gibberish, in The Wind Waker it's only translatable to Japenese) so i learned the Hyrulian from 'Twilight Princess'.

speaking of unimportant things i do, i've started drawing in a book about parliment that i've re-titled "the secret of Pasta Parties". it's gone from just random pictures that i was drawing to pictures that are drawn that relate to text from the book that i've edited, or selected to put in a sentence. it includes chapters titled "Seduction", "Floss your Identity, and dance" and "using your own organs as a weapon". it's currently unfinished (i'm currently on the chapter entitled "Erections, and Pasta Party organization") but i plan on finishing it once i find some funny things to make pictures of. I also plan on making a facebook album for the book when it's completed.

i need a haircut.

have you checked out Ronald Jenkees? he's friggin amazing. youtube man, youtube.

it's the overgrown guy girlfriend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BnPZhGLt6Y&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Sjn1ZeiTQ&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV2OZFpB7GE&NR=1

funny stuff

keep on truckin'
Nate

GIM-ME MA JELLA-BEANS BITCH!

yeah, i drew a picture of a rooster today who's head was flying with magical colors coming out of it's neck. i guess it was blood?. anyways he was saying exactly what the title of this post is. it was fun. of course the only reason that i drew that was that i wasn't paying attention in food and nutrition because....well....

who would?

so then ironically i missed the second half of the first day of school, because i had to go see a doctor or whatever to see if i have attention problems.

man i hate scanning. why can't i just draw something, and then just have it appear on the internet instantly? unfortunately thats what a tablet is for, and i don't have one.

haha i have a picture of a bear saying "marshmallow Tuesdays just got fun". i drew that cause i was thinking about the bear roaming around camp, and the marshmallows in the kitchen that i later stole, and got a stomach ache from. my bad. i also stole a whole bag of chips. what was i thinking? i'm dumb.

i wish i could move through shadows, and slow down time, and know what people thought of me. i guess for that third one it could just be reading minds, but it's more specific, and people may not be thinking about what they're think of me when i want to know.

oh man i had to do that attention thing like i said, but it was cool, cause i was awesome at the creativity things (putting together puzzles, making pictures, etc.) and shitty at the math. there was also a point where i had to take a jumble of numbers and letters, and i had to put the numbers in order, and then the letters in order, all in my head. it was hard, but i only got a few numbers off some times.

man the first day of school was pretty good. until second period. thankfully i'm going to the guidance office tomorrow during that class to switch out of it.

anyways i'm in trouble, but i'm not leaving this computer till i scan all of my pictures.

"and i ain't leavin' this party tonite, 'till i see some drunk bitches dancing around, touchin' eachother!"

thats a rap called fuck off. eminem "sang" that part. it was funny.

BEARS ATTACK WHEN YOU SEE THE BLUE SKY FALLING ON A TABLE OF MARBLES.

thats right, i went there. alright so now i'm just saying things for the hell of saying them, so i'm going to stop.

later.

home again, home again, jiggity jig.

alright, so i'm home now.
my dad started up the tinyskull website now, but it's still unfinished. i still need someone to print shirts for me, and the website's layout isn't completely done.

ummm.... i should've thought about more to say...

i drew alot at camp, so i should be getting that stuff up soon-ish. i started this thing with heads that have their face in weird places and whatnot. it's some crazy stuff, as always.

man now i'm mad, cause theres nothing to talk about.

till next time i guess.

zebras don't do backflips, i do

so i'm at camp right now, and it's kinda hard to work in the kitchen serving around 200 kids every meal. and unfortunately, unlike last year, we have very little time off. heres an example of my work day:
7:00 wake up
7:01 - 11:00 prepare, serve, and eat breakfast, and then get ready for lunch
11:01 - 12:00 occasional break, or more work, depending on the breakfast, and lunch
12:01 - 3:15 prepare, serve, and eat lunch, and then get ready for dinner
3:16 - 5:15 break
5:16 - 7:50 prepare, serve, and eat dinner, and then prepare for breakfast while also cleaning the kitchen, taking out garbage, and recycling, and then sweeping and mopping (these are also done after every meal)
7:51 -10:00 hang out in the cabin, burn stuff, cut things, take part in the activities the campers are doing that are set up by the camp, and then sleep
10:01 - 7:00 sleep

so yeah, it's a busy day. fortunately i have a sketchbook, and of course, internet, so i'm good for a while. i get back on the 24th, so i still have another week to go, so i hope i survive that long.

'til then,

Nate

theres a first time for everything

alright, so here i am. i decided after my cousin showed me his blog (see it here) that i should make my own.

it'll be kinda hard, since theres a password that only my step mom and my dad know (they find it necessary to put a timer on my enjoyment) but i'll deal with it. i've been dealing with her for about 6 years now, and i've gotten used to her yelling at me, or complaining now. i didn't plan on ranting about my step-mom, but just so you know what she's done to my life, i'll list how i feel, and how she's affected me:
- she's locked away my videogames (i might explain this in another thing)
- she's decided nobody watches TV except the babies (the spawn of her and my dad)
- she sometimes yells at me to do things that are just ridiculous, or pointless
- she has a password/timer on my internet (as i said before)
- she very rarely makes meals for me anymore, and gets mad when i go out to get food (i understand that i should be getting ready to be getting my own food when i live away from here, but it's ridiculous to ask me to buy food with the small amount of money i have (i don't have a job yet, but i've been looking)
- she feels that i've wronged her in some way, and it's almost like she wants my dad all to herself, even though she just gets mad at him all the time. probably because of the fact that she's an idiot that doesn't know what she wants, and just tries her best to make everyone miserable.

anyways i'll tell you who i am now:
my full name is Nathaniel Stephen Galbraith
i'm 16
i like to draw, and i really like board sports, and music.
i'm trying to start up a t-shirt company called Tiny Skull but so far i've got nothing ready. i'm going away for a couple of weeks to work in a kitchen, and my dad promised to make the site better, and find someone to print my shirts before i get back, so it should be ready soon.
i'm a pretty honest guy, and i try to be open with people (sometimes i'm a bit TOO open) which is probably another factor that led me to making a blog. i get to tell random people about myself!
i'm usually described as a cartoon character, and i believe it. in my head i look like one of my drawings (check out my deviantart page)
i REALLY like video games (this weekend i stayed up 24 hours straight playing GTA IV, Oblivion, and Assassin's Creed, and then went to see the Dark Knight in IMAX)
speaking of which the systems i have in order of how new they are:
-PSP
-Gamecube
-Playstation 1
-Gameboy advanced
-gameboy color
-gameboy pocket
-gameboy (the origional)
i also have pc games, but nothing new
i'm pretty unpopular, and i'm considered weird. i love it

by the way the name Pandas Like Headphones was my own creation.
the origoinal:


















the updated version:

















and the more realistic one:














anyways if i say anything else i won't have anything to put in other blogs.

keep it ninja,
Nate