listen to this poem...

with your...hips

duh dum.....duh, duh dah dum, dum dum duh......dah

yeah so i was doing some youtube browsing, and i found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLbLKlUG8S0&NR=1
i think it's funny, and true, and whatnot. the guy is pretty much talking about the same stuff i would if i was any good at vlogging.

fuck, i'm so annoyed at this debate, but it's all good, cause i got a long sleeved button down collared shirt that looks pretty sick (of course i have absolutely no fashion sense, so fuck it)

i just realised that the guy from that youtube video cuts just as quickly as the ninja from ask a ninja. did you know ask a ninja has a book? cool beans. i found that out when i went to buy the script for the dark knight that i plan on using someday.

i made a honey smoked ham, mustard, mayo and carrot sandwich today. it fucking sucked.

i want a cat. when i have my own house and stuff i'm getting a cat that doesn't need to eat and never sheds or poops. i'll call him......impossible.

i'm so proud of the people that make mods for psp. i found out yesterday that i can use my psp as a tv remote with a certain add-on that i got. can you say awesome? i bet you can't. not with crackers in your mouth, at least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-CKxCcWuLc&feature=channel
just watched that too. he asks good questions.

alright, i'm going to go to my room and finish my debate thing. stupid philosophy....it's not even a philosophical debate. fuck.

hold on for dear life
my hands are blue and i
i've never been so cold
i've never felt this way before

keep it ninjalicious

are you sure you want to be happy?

debates are not my thing. thankfully, i'm sure my opponents (2 guys that don't come to class on time, or at all, and my friend who probably won't care enough to do a good job) don't like debates much either. My team is pretty awesome, except one person who's pretty much as dumb as dumb shit, but in a different way. let's call this one "ass hat". ass hat thinks just because i talked to her that i'm her best friend in the whole world. the problem is that ass hat one of those kids that is social, but with people that don't want to be social with nerdy, annoying, incompetent weirdos that just can't take a hint. and of course i get made fun of every time i'm in a class with her, since i also have those classes with renee, and so she laughs because of a date scene i did in broadcasting. i was too slow to put down my hand after she was chosen, and now i'm paying for it.

my dad isn't very attentive. i've told him i need to go out and get some dress clothes, and he's pretty much become the master of tuning me out just enough that he can assure me that we'll do something about it, but then forgets because he's not listening.

by the way, i found out that i'm probably not getting any christmas presents this year. Thats almost the worst news any kid can get. that or "your father has just died, so you'll have to live with your stepmother who will finally go through with her evil plan of getting rid of all electronics in the house". but seriously, it wasn't just this "nathan, you don't get presents" it was something i had to piece together. it wasn't hard of course, but it sucks. it went kind of like this: i'm talking to my cousin about going to his apartment to chill with him and his friends over christmas, and he's like "so are you bringing presents to open with us? because my parents have decided to stop getting presents for cousins and stuff" and i was like (jokingly, by the way) "yeah, sure, if i get any presents lol" and then i told my dad and i'm like "so yeah, will i have any presents?" and he's like "i dunno, will you?". fucker. so then he asked me if a did want a present this year.

.... um.... DUH!

that's like asking someone if they want to be happy, or if they want to sit on a couch, miserable, and watch everyone else be happy for several hours. so he said his present could be some money for when i go to my cousin's house. okay well he always gives me money for going to my cousin's house. i think it's supposed to be more money than usual, but who knows.

well
you've found a little piece of hell
i hope there's a mirror in your cell
to break every day you wake up to you and take a look at yourself
now, calm down
just another tear from the
sad clown
take another year, put it
on the ground
spread it all around
little gas, and a match
and it's all gonna pass

keep it so ninja that it makes the neighbors move to alaska, and buy a condo to rent out to fish salesmen.

fuck choosing a word

Use every one you've ever heard

i really have nothing to talk about, but everyone else has made several new entries, and i don't want to be left behind. so i'm going to talk about girls, to even out the fact that mike talked about guys.

girls are damn annoying. not all girls, but specific girls that don't know anything, and think everything is based on them. this one girl - let's call her dumb shit - thinks everything I say is completely serious, literal, and only ever said to her. at least Ashley and Emma and people know that i'm joking, and that i'm a jerk to everyone that can't beat me up, but dumb shit just doesn't seem to get it. and now dumb shit is mad cause i said something that i'd say to any girl, but because they don't understand the workings of nathan, she wants to just argue about it. of course i have to spend the next semester listening to the complaints about how she doesn't like other people that i chill with, and how she's STILL depressed, and have her staring at me, and judging me and complaining about things that i like doing, as if i'm her boyfriend. LIKE I GIVE A SHIT.

and my snes emulator on my psp doesn't want to use the cheats i put in it, so the games i've beaten about 5 times don't get any more fun at all.

by the way have you checked out Ronald Jenkees? he's this sick keyboard player (it's better than you think) on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/ronaldjenkees?ob=1
he's a crazy ass looking guy, but he's got loads of awesome songs with piano effects, and mixed beats from his computer.He also has some funny ass hats. not ass hats, just funny hats.
i suggest listening to "stay crunchy", "disorganized fun" and that "messing around with the guitar sound". the guy's insane on the keyboard. of course i've never listened to a whole song, but even the little bits are cool.

ONE MORE THING!
yeah, something we HAVE to do in the summer. it's like REQUIRED. theres no way we can't do it. we need to
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP.
look it up on youtube. know what? i'll do it for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6agZkYEIhQ0
that's the best one i've seen. it's also got ronald's music in it.

these four wheels feel like home to me
tired of living broke at home and bank robberies
these faces i see, and these fumes i breathe
proof enough that this is where i want to be.

keep it extremely ninja

bunjee jumps never felt so short

so i was watching youtube videos, and i came across a guy who's video's i had seen before, and i decided i'd watch some. it's some funny stuff. i mean i'm pretty sure that he's acting, so maybe that makes it a bit easier to watch without laughing uncontrollably.

anyways here's the links to the videos that i found funniest in the last day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9lohj00Fw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d568SCye9oI&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRpu72N3Ggg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVUMdkg78tc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvrTSQ8a6gQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IuSLTBqbQE

and apparently this is his proof that he's acting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E&NR=1

anyways i'm pissed cause i'm not going to get to play with ma'am i AM the Supervisor ever again cause stupid alex (for anyone else that for some reason decides to read this for whatever reason, that's the guitarist) keeps working, or hanging out with other people.

oh man, i'm so ready to par-tay tomorrow, but i'm all pissed, cause my hat sucks, because the dye came out whenever i took it out of the dye bucket, and so it just went back to white when i washed it. that means i had to color it in with markers, so it's different shades of green (none of which are the same as my shirt) so it looks pretty crap. of course my sword, and shield look amazing (i'm young Link)

i'm so worried about college, cause i don't know what to do about all the things that have to go along with it. i need to make a portfolio, then i have to actually apply to a college, then if i get accepted i need to find somewhere to live (and people to live with), and somewhere to work to pay for living, and food, and entertainment, and school (in that order) and then i have to make sure that i never ever see janet (again for anyone other than mikey, that's my stepmom) ever again.

i'm also worried about highschool too now. i mean i was perfectly fine, until i failed math last year, and took broadcasting this year. now if i fail something i'm screwed. it doesn't help that broadcasting only counts as one credit towards college and university. that means even if i wanted to go to college next year i couldn't. i'm going to have to go back for another semester, and take another grade 12 art course, and a co-op thing so that i have job experience, and THEN i can go to college. god dammit i don't want to be a working-class guy. my life is gonna fucking suck now.

i think i wrote more before, but my internet cut out like an hour ago when i wrote this. (thank god it saves drafts) anyway until i find something else to talk about, keep it ninja

if you attempt to fail, you will likely succeed

more about failure later on, but right now i'm gonna talk about other things. First is my new Vlog on youtube. it's youtube.com/sketchnate , and it's like this, but my thoughts are less fluid, since i don't think before i record myself. i've always wanted to do it, so now i have.

i've watched Pinoccio about 3 times in the last day and a quarter. sad? i think so.

anyways till i can think of something else to say, here's some epic fails that amuse me to no end:












yeah so thats enough for now.

i think i'm out of things to say. i only did this cause i'm waiting for my video to finish loading onto youtube.

yeah i'm done

later

'cause when i'm on your street you better lock your doors

the actual lyrics are "cause when i'm on your street you better lock your cars, cause you know i'm losing it when i'm rapping to rock guitars"

so anyways thats my title cause now theres a lock on both sides of my room door to keep the twins out of my shit, cause they've come in my room and thrown stuff off my shelves and whatnot, so now i'm happy.

i want to hang out with jenicka, i miss her

i also want a job. the keg hates me. i don't think i'm ever going to get a job. ever. and it's not even that i don't WANT to, because i really do. if i got a job, i'd get a laptop from my dad, and then i'd have money to spend on a tablet for drawing better pictures, and a new skateboard, and a 4 gig memory card for my psp, and maybe some awesome headphones, and some food.

oh man i want food right now. BLT please.....

alright well i don't think theres anything else to say.

BY THE WAY! http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/272922.html
Mike you won't get this, but it's a level from "Little Big Planet" made after "Shadow of the Colossus"

i don't want to start going into school early for broadcasting.

TONITE'S on FIVE'R

later skater mater tater baiter caterer!

thank your mother, she's an idiot.

yeah, so my dad KINDA said that just now. he didn't call her an idiot, but he was thinking it. (she got her fingerprints all over the "Incredibles" disc, and so he's pissed)

Janet is a fucking moron tho. she's also the hugest bitch ever. (EDITED OUT). this is why i keep telling my dad to buy a punching bag, cause i've told him to his face that i need a way to vent my anger. (EDITED OUT)

i'm happy right now (it may be hard to tell) cause janet is gone until tomorrow for some reason (i don't give a shit WHY she's gone, as long as she's nowhere near me). i'm going to play Spore: Creature Creator (the Demo) soon, cause i haven't created anything in a while.

by the way since i know that you're the only one that reads this thing Mike, although i'm going to see you tomorrow, i was wondering if you know how long the warranty on the psp was, cause mine is pretty fucked up (there are like 4 dead pixels, the wi-fi switch is broken, and the screen occasionally distorts.). i thought it was for life, but i'm thinking that's not what it is, because that's unrealistic.

by the way the little big planet videos on gamesradar.com are amazing, and they get me so pumped to play it. Andrew better get his ass in gear and buy a PS3, and Little Big Planet, and invite me over when he does.

anyways, i'm going to play some vid-ja gamez!!!!111one
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