"we're going way too fast!" "that's what she said!" "shut up dammit, we're going to die!"

I've realized something. to get through life perfectly you can't have anything the way you want unless it's done by you for you, or if you get someone else to do it for you. I mean it's a very basic concept, but i just realized it today when Mrs. Jolliffe (spelling?) saw a picture i drew/painted of sean, and i said "well it looks like him, but it's too cartoon-y..... i think it makes him look weird." and she's like "well maybe that's what i want".....alright....that's what kinda did it for me. i was thinking "well it's my picture, so i think it should be my way", but then i remembered something vital: she's my teacher, and she's the one that marks things according to her opinion on it, so it would be in my best interests to do things her way.

watch this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899220
it's definitely the way I'd want to be if decided to do drugs for real

janet just did her signature "judge without thinking" move. dumbass. here's how it went: normally when the power goes off in our house due to Janet vacuuming, and microwaving, and using the computer all at the same time (just so you know, that's 3 different rooms on 2 different floors that are not connected directly) all of the basement power goes off, including the computers. so she walks in the room yelling about me still being on, and of course as we all know: no thinking for this one, so here's how it was said: "Stephen! why is nathan's computer still on?!?!?" my dad gets pretty pissed cause....well...she's dumb as hell. so he's like "well, why is yours still on?!". made me happy.
it reminds me of this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899256 (you don't have to listen to all of it.)

btw i think i'm going to start calling her "biatch" cause she's always sitting beside me when i write about her.

so i like my classes. Broadcast is chill, english is chill, art is chill, and business is SUUUUUPER chill

i suppose that that's all i can think of at the moment.

there's a good touch, and a bad touch
you've got to know the difference
a good touch makes you feel good
and a bad touch makes you feel tense

keep it ninja errbody that is obviously more than a max of 3 people