because of me, your life will never be the same

work was awesome today. i put away a bunch of stuff, and got some small white batteries to draw on, and all that good stuff that everyone does at work. i also had 2 dr peppers, and some skittles. and a giant toblerone triangle. did i mention work is awesome? it's crazy, cause the first 8 hours or so felt like maybe an hour and a half, and then the last ten minutes felt like an eternity. but i did a good amount of work, so i'm pleased.

now listen to a 4 year old explain how WWII went. why couldn't they have just showed us this in school?

Watch Kittens Girl Summarizes WWII on CollegeHumor

serious stuff.

also serious: your is not you're. learn it, please. for the love of god.

my chair is broken, and stabbing me in the back. somehow i use it wrong, so the back breaks in half.

I GET TO START ANOTHER PERSONAL PROJECT TODAY! that is, if my dad actually cuts the wood i've had for about a year now. he's really not good at finishing things.

tomorrow's gonna be great. if i find any more remotes from the company's competitors, i get to walk over to the filing cabinet beside the hot girl's desk. awwright!

i spoooooose i'm done talking now

stand in the place where you work
now face west
think about direction,
wonder why you haven't before

keep it ninja.