i'm so white that if i was in a snowstorm you'd lose me, and then a polarbear would eat me, and then i'd be dead. great job, jerk

they perprexed them.

so Trevor Moore is awesome.

today was pretty dumb. it was also sorta cool, cause i spent like 2 hours just taking off the dead skin off onions. THE ONION! i actually found one that looked like the onion's logo. it was pretty cool.

so i really should have had something to talk about, but i don't. i just wanted something else to be on my page.

so i've decided that i'm getting an xbox 360, cause that's pretty much all i need to survive. i also need a big tv, and like 6 games. that'll all come out of my $645 or whatever in the bank. i wish i had more.


what a jerk, right?

"viciously, and repetedly raped"

so spinning is fun, right?

alright, i'll stop wasting your time.

listen close
with your ear to the ground
as el diablo stirs
this place comes crashing down
(one two three four)
and though these evil ways
once renowned as straight out of hell
have been replaced by human will
THERE IS NO WAY OUT!