i've been tricked by the future!

money can't buy happiness? bullshit.
i could buy a videogame and be happy for as long as it takes me to beat it, and screw around. i could buy some stuff for a party, and while i'm enjoying that, i find a girl thats hot and make out with her. i could buy a house that all my friends could live at, and pay them all not to hate eachother. i could combine all three of those and make out in my awesome house while playing a new videogame. money CAN buy happiness, even if it's indirectly (eg: i didn't pay that girl to make out, but it made me happy (in the pants! AHAHAHAHA))

have you seen wall-e? who cares. great movie, but i have a problem with one thing.
they were on that ship 700 years. 700. yeah, and how many captains were there? 6, MAYBE 7. so how the hell was there a captain for all of those years? sure they have autopilot, but they still need to have a captain with it. so what happened? did they all live for 100 or more years each? and how do all of these fat people know how to control the ship? AGAIN yes they have autopilot, but they new how to get home, and they new the commands for the ship. i guess one of the 100 year old pilots taught one person when they were about to die?

i want a cat.

i've said that already haven't i? like 10 entries ago? it was the cat named impossible.

how are we expected to get final projects done while being given homework? yeah mikey i know, you have 3 more projects than me blah blah blah wah. i understand how much worse your position is, (4 times worse, plus another half hour [(essay+15 minute presentation) x 4+(15minute presentation x 2)]) but i still don't like that i have to do even one. i don't want to have 4 classes.

i want to just skip past college, and just live with friends and have a sick job in concept art.

i need a stress ball thing. i'm so pissed of all the time and i need something to take out my anger on other than a person, or someone's property. i mean i had something that was kinda for stress (mostly for hand exercises when you're playing piano) but i got really pissed off one time, and since it's made of metal i stretched it out and now it's useless.....awesome. now all i can do is punch pillows, or my metal bed frame. not so fun.

ugly lady
"oh my...."

i'll move to paris, shoot some heroin
and fuck with the stars
you man the island and the cocaine
and the elegant cars.

keep it ninja for about five miles, then take a right on gullible street.

Trigger Happy

so it's school again tomorrow. i'm soooooo not prepared. so i'm going to post some videos that i think are funny. actually they're all from the same show: Trigger Happy TV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yL1kLrlKa4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZAMUkmyjgU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS6rOzCrWD0&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSL_RyP5aHc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aMbv0f7Jww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR5vqErvhfU&feature=channel_page
there were more but i can't find them.

so i lost my wallet....awesome. and cole won't call me back to tell me if he found it at his place or not. it's just grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat when you don't know if you have to go out and get a replacement for your bank card, your health card, your student card, your student bus discount card, and your edge card.

i'm really frustrated with this stupid philosophy assignment. i've barely started it, and i don't even know what to say in it. couldn't it be simple like all the other projects? like even just an essay with more than 1000 words. it's bullshit that we have ti do a power point presentation. i don't even remember how to do that. and i think it's funny that ass hat (from my second november entry) was all complainy about 1000 words being "too little". she's like "does it HAVE to be 1000 words?" "yes" "AAAWWWW REALLY?!?! BLHDSGJGSJKSJ!!!!!!!!!!!1111". SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! nobody cares what you think you dumb piece of garbage! okay that was sorta over the line, but she is so annoying.

i'm not sure what career i want to get into. animation, concept art, storyboarding, advertisement.... i need to get a portfolio together tho. of course i've got a year and a half left to do it, and 2 semesters of art, and a co-op program in that time, so i should be good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QGHL-G_AA8&feature=rec-HM-r2
cause god knows they don't screw up enough.

i want to go out for wings.

i suppose that's all for now.

the models will have children
and get a divorce
find some more models
everything must run it's course

shock me like an electric eel

turn me on with that electric feel

i've started listening to a new band called MGMT (Management) and they're pretty friggin awesome. they sing about childhood kind of a lot, but that's cool.

my ear is STILL bothering me. it's been about 3 weeks. it was supposed to be gone within about 3 DAYS. anyways i can kinda fix it by holding my nose, and then attempting to breathe in. normally when you do that but blow your nose, your ears pop, so breathing in reverses that, and kinda pulls your ears in.

i was just thinking. Management kinda reminds me of the name Ma'am, I AM the Supervisor. we could even do kinda the same thing and call it MIAS (pronounced like mya's). and of course Ma'am, I AM the Supervisor is the best band name in the world, and thus we will be the best band in the world.

there are too many things worrying me at the moment. i don't want to have to do this stupid Philosophy ISU, and i still need to practice the songs for the battle of the bands, and i need to get a portfolio ready for college, but i'm not sure exactly what i want to get into (but my cousin Andrew's friends helped a lot to kinda steer me in the right direction). but i'm not sure if i really want to be in art anymore.... I've seen that I'm not really good at much that i like. i'm alright at 3d design, but not as good as some people like Fadi who will go to class an hour early to practice, and buys all of the books he can on everything to do with 3d art. i mean i'd LOVE to get into video games, but for some reason just knowing how to draw isn't good enough. instead i need to do about 7 years of college in like 3 different programs just to get into a job that doesn't pay much now that all video games are downloadable off the internet (not that it was ever a high-paying job). and i would make my own t-shirt company, but i'm not internet-savvy enough to make my own website (or at least not a good one) and my dad pretty much gave up on it even though he PROMISED that he'd have it finished last summer. you'd think he'd be proud that i'm trying to do something with myself, and i even promised that i would pay for the printing of the shirts and stuff, but he's still not doing anything. he said he was busy, and then he went to work on janet's website instead. that thing isn't even going to get anywhere, let alone get her any money. at least my idea gives me a source of income. anyways i'm pissed off is the bottom line.

control yourself
take only what you neeeeed from it
a family of treees fallin'
to be haunted
*clap clap*

keep it so ninja that the next time you take a crap there's a little brown ninja in the toilet