where are all the bitches at?

i want one of those old-timey pipes. they look so cool.

so i really hate work. they keep firing people, so now i have to work a shitload to make up for the shifts that aren't taken. i hate it so much. work is something that shouldn't take up this much of my life.

i wish i had a friend that was a robot.
GUESS WHAT!
nothing
nothing at all

i'm excited for my personal vacations from reality. also i want to go to my cousin's. that's happening. soon. like next week.

i really should have had more to talk about.

our show was pretty good, but i really just want to play the opera house again.

keep it ninja

easy livin'

so today i had a moment at work where i was wrapping something and i was like "this feels good. i can do this"
....i never want to feel that way about work EVER AGAIN.

i've been watching lots of drug videos today. it's been good. i really want to hallucinate, but i need to make sure that i've got somewhere to stay for the night that isn't my house. i'm thinking i want that montreal trip to happen again, but without the part where i freaked out. just the joy part.

fuckin samsquamsh

i need to figure out what i'm doing with my life, cause all i've got in my head right now is "art". that's WAYYY too broad, and i need to figure out what specifically i want to do. i've got photo editing, storyboarding, graphic design, i could actually make my t-shirt company, concept artist, or animator. there's probably more, but that's all i can think of right now.

so i'm really glad that ashley isn't the only one reading my blog.

that's sarcasm.

she is the only one

it's me, NRG, layin' down a rap with my G, Mikey B

i need more to talk about, i had more, but that's all i remember

oh except somehow today at like 9:17 there was an old lady walking around the store while i was taking down the vegetables and asking multiple times where the plain bagels were, and why nobody was at cash.

some people are DUMB people.

anyways that's about it

keep it ninja (no more song lyrics, it's getting too hard.)


(that's what she said)

fuck off

...alright, sorry, let's start fresh
i'm nathan
fuck you
alright that doesn't work

so i've got my brand tight-little-ass-spankin' new (sorry, i'm just excited) Xbox 360, and ea skate 2. if you care at all i'm like 3/4 done the game, and that's only cause i've been doing other things, cause it's hard to stay on the story when you can literally go ANYWHERE in the game and skate. i've actually played it so much that i had a weird dream where i was the skater, and then for some reason this girl (a real person that i know) slides out of nowhere on her back all ragdoll-like infront of me (naked i might add). anyway there's more to the dream, but it's not important.

i need more games though. i mean skate's awesome, but ADHD is a bitch, so i need other things to do. of course that's why sandbox/free-roam games are great, cause you can do SOOOOOOOO many things, and with such a huge place to do these things in, you almost never get bored.

this is probably why you guys don't read my blog....i talk about boring shit WAAY to often.

all aboard, hit the road
all the bullshit can't be ignored
it's hard to place in my face
no emotion

keep it ninja like it's 1979

i'm so white that if i was in a snowstorm you'd lose me, and then a polarbear would eat me, and then i'd be dead. great job, jerk

they perprexed them.

so Trevor Moore is awesome.

today was pretty dumb. it was also sorta cool, cause i spent like 2 hours just taking off the dead skin off onions. THE ONION! i actually found one that looked like the onion's logo. it was pretty cool.

so i really should have had something to talk about, but i don't. i just wanted something else to be on my page.

so i've decided that i'm getting an xbox 360, cause that's pretty much all i need to survive. i also need a big tv, and like 6 games. that'll all come out of my $645 or whatever in the bank. i wish i had more.


what a jerk, right?

"viciously, and repetedly raped"

so spinning is fun, right?

alright, i'll stop wasting your time.

listen close
with your ear to the ground
as el diablo stirs
this place comes crashing down
(one two three four)
and though these evil ways
once renowned as straight out of hell
have been replaced by human will
THERE IS NO WAY OUT!

old lady goes NOM NOM NOM

weird day today. woke up, realized what i'd done the following night (am i a bad person?), felt really sick, had to start my project and then woke up at 1:05, ran to work (i was 20 minutes late) and then spaced out for the entire afternoon. there were great parts of work though. i'll explain:

so did you ever play Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, or Majora's Mask? well then you've fought that annoying floating skull called a "bubble". know how it was always using extreme jaw movements when it came at you? well there was this old lady that came in the store, and off the bat she looked kinda weird, but then i looked a bit too long i guess, because she quickly turned her head toward me, and then moved moved her jaw up and down 3 times with her eyes REALLY wide. it was strange.

i also caught a crazy man laughing at fudge

and some guy asked if we sell dog food. i told him no, but it turns out we sorta do.

and of course people were coming to me all day asking for things that i didn't know the location of.

my tummy stopped hurting! yaaaaaaay.

i'mma go watch the office now, so fuck off

you will always be remembered,
you will be celebrated
you will never be forgotten,
these tears still haven't faded

keep it ninja

Turnstiles make the world go round

LOL Turnstiles....

okay so i was at cloverdale today with my dad and the twins, and we went into EB games, and my dad was looking at the used stuff, and they've got used Xbox 360s for $130.... so i'm thinking that i'mma buy one, and get EA skate so that i can be forever happy. i'm not sure though..... i could get skate 1, or skate 2, but i dunno which one to get...

and mikey if you would be so kind, could you maybe list some games you think i may like, cause i dunno many.

HOLY SHIT, I CAN GET FABLE 2!!!
AND OBLIVION!!! AWESOMEEEEE!!!!!!!!

i like having money. i can buy so many shirts now.

FLATLINERS WAS AWESOME!!!
actually i haven't gone yet, i've got like another 2 hours till i get there.

Today, i was home alone for 10 hours. i spent the whole time playing online games. FML

Today, my PSP stopped being able to see the downloaded games that i put on it. FML

Today, i spent my evening writing short sentences about my life that end with 3 letters. FML

these four wheels feel like home to me
enough of living broke at home, and bank robberies
these faces i see, and these fumes i breathe
proof enough that this is where i want to be
these photographs tell a story of their own
2 fists, white knuckles, and a microphone
these highway lines, these miles and miles
they breathe!

keep it ninja

what am i doing with my life?

seriously though.
i doubted myself again today. i woke up and thought "what if i shouldn't get into art? artists don't make a lot of money, and i don't know if i can survive by going from job to job constantly". i'd love to get into videogames, and just stay with one company, but most games nowadays are shoot-em-ups, and i can't draw people too hot. i mean if there was a really weird game based on my type of art, then sure, i'll make a shitload of money, but the fact is that would be a miracle, and doubtfully will ever happen.

if women should learn anything from "the little mermaid" it's that they shouldn't talk, cause guys just want to marry them if they're found on a beach with no clothes.

okay so i'm watching pretty much the worst movie ever made. it's cinderella, but with real people. the royal family is a black woman and a white man that have an asian son who loves a black cinderella who's step sisters are black, and white, and who's step mother is a ginger. .......um......

WHAT THE FUCK?

i really want to quit my job. closing is the worst. an upside is that there are some hot girls there.
WHAT'S THAT? IS THAT A TRANSITION I HEAR? INDEED, IT IS!
yeah so i'm lonely. unfortunately i've got very specific taste. then again that's a good thing, cause i don't want to end up with someone i hate. i mean this is a RELATIONSHIP we're talking about. I dunno about you, but that's sorta important to me. i'm just not sure who i'd really want to date. i'd be better off if everyone had a little thing above their heads that told me if they were avaliable, and if they like me. too bad my mind isn't reality.

man i wish things i thought came true. i'd be able to slow down time, and make things i want appear out of thin air. fuck that would be awesome.

oh man have you guys ever seen "Word Girl"? it's a kids show, but it's actually got some great humor. just watch it some day on TVO Kids. i dunno when it's on, but find out and watch. it's actually really funny, i promise. the only thing that sucks is that it's trying to teach kids words, so it's always saying the same shit, but it's still funny. and the animation is pretty awesome too.
that's what she looks like. her monkey's name is Captain Huggy Face. my favorite supervillain is "Chuck the Evil Sandwich making Guy". his secret lair is in his mother's basement......

hilarity ensues.

here's a clip
and another one
and a profile with some episodes or something

hey did you hear,
there's nothing to fear
the things that scared us now have stopped
and there's nothing hiding in the dark

keep it ninja