my first life was so great

that i literally wanted a second one.

that's from Dwight Kurt/"danger" Shrute

so i've decided that i want to play second life again, since i've got THAT much time on my hands. I actually really don't understand what i find fun about it. it's a bunch of nerdy pricks that think they can be total racist/douche-baggy/perverted fucktards, just because you don't know them. i mean i've seen some of the girls that go on it (or at least what they posted pictures of) and they're pretty hot, but why would someone that hot actually waste time talking to nerdy douche bags they don't know, when they could be off fucking like bunnies? actually that reminds me of youtube.com/ijustine , cause she's nerdy, and yet totally hot.

I'm so weird. i'm so comfortable with playing drums on stage, but i can't talk infront of the same crowd. i don't get it. and even if it's infront of a bunch of people i know, just the thought of being on that stage is subconsciously terrifying.

i wish i was attractive enough to have girls flocking to me like flies to a pile of shit. yes, i compared myself to a pile of shit, and girls to disgusting creatures that throw up every time they land. THAT'S called anorexia. i'll have none of that. especially on my pile of shit. actually i'm scared now that i'm too thin. like maybe my body gets rid of stuff too fast, cause i'm eating a lot (when i can) and i'm still way too thin. i mean i can see definition in my ribs, even when i don't suck in my stomach. anyway this isn't the point of my blog, so let's continue

watch this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SokOx8hGNSs
cause i think you'll like it
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeS64LtNEv4
cause the story about the couple in the club is hilarious.

weeds is one of the best shows i've ever watched. speaking of shows i need to watch the office season 5. i haven't seen ANY of the new episodes, and cole's just talking about them all the time. damn people won't finish the fucking season.

i love how origional i am. every time someone asks me one of those 'would you rather' questions, i just say both, and for some reason, apparently it's funny every time. you know what's REALLY funny? david asked "would you rather be blind, or a midget?"

well technically he's both. that silly fucker.
sorry, i just wanted to say silly fucker.

my mind should implode soon.

i actually want to get all of my friends on second life. they'll all hate it, but i think they need to see what i waste my time on.

it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is hazy
you've got to do the cooking by the book
you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe
the cake will end up crazy
if you do the cooking by the book
then you'll have a -
BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH!
let me see you back it up!
swing that ass down,
then bring that mother fucker up!

keep it second life ninja-y