in the pants

i hate how people try to find one definition for something. we're fucking human, so we're going to have different views depending on how we were raised, and what we've experienced in life. "what is love?" is one of these things. someone could say that love is an emotion that is felt when you find someone (or something) that you truly KNOW you want to spend the rest of your life with, and never want to leave for any reason. others might say that love is just a word, and has never had meaning in any way shape or form, and is just used to describe a feeling that some may say has never existed. i say that they're both right, because there's no way that as the human race we can come to a concrete decision on what some fucking word means.

this song is funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiwhOvIPYHM
listen to it while you're reading

i got a haircut yesterday. it looks pretty bad ass, and when i work out now i don't look stupid (don't ask me why, it just looks cooler to me when I'm lifting weights with my shirt off and there's no hair in my face). i think it actually makes me look stronger when I've got more muscle than i have hair. by the way i guess i forgot to mention that I've started working out. i do that thingy with the weights where i lift it to the side 15 times, break, and then do it again, break, etc. and i do 45 situps, and i lift the weights normally 20 times, break, do it again, etc. and if i clear out my garage for jamming i'm also going to put in a chin up rock climbing thing so that in between songs i can get all buff and shit. it's funny, everything i do now feels strong. oh i also do push ups, but i don't like those as much.

speaking of looking awesome, i want to date someone (and by someone i mean a girl). I'm not sure who, but i think i have like 3 options (I'm not posting the names here, just in case of...whatever...) but then again, i'm never totally sure when a girl likes me, so i kinda just don't take opportunities (mik-e what was that word again? um.....quesadilla? but it's like a latin word... and it reminds me of tabula rasa, but that means blank slate). oh shit my internet spell checker is dumb. it says quesadilla isn't a word, but it says Padilla's is a word, and it also suggested Cadillac's.

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

i hate painting. it's dumb. not all paintings, mind you, just mine. they're fucking awful, and somehow Mrs. Jolliffe thinks they're good. i made sean look awesome when i drew him, and then in the painting he looked too cartoony, and just dumb. i HATE painting. Thadd's good tho, he should fail at life, and then be one of the people that goes around just painting shit and selling it in quebec.

i want a backrub. that part that's kinda like the bottom sides of my neck hurt from lifting weights. it's a good hurt tho, cause it makes me feel manly.

HOLY SHIT BATMAN! i found out i can punch, cause i hit sean and it hurt him. then again sean might be a wuss. it's suitor, not shorting, so he's not all strong and shit, but he definately takes pain (or he just sucks it up to not look like a pansy) but he was complaining that it hurt, so i guess that means i'm sorta strong? i want a punching bag..

i want to have a music video, cause i want to do that thing where they make people look crazy cause their head freaks out to the beat of the music, and then there's like jumps in the video so it's like not full, and they're....i dunno. i don't really know how to explain it, but it looks awesome.

circle circle dot dot
now I've got my cootie shot
or so i thought
turns out some kid made that up on the spot
and now I've got the HIV
why does this shit happen to me?
sitting in this hospital room,
doc is telling me that I'm doomed
saying goodbye to everyone that knew me,
and apologize to my roomie, oh

i made that up. i think i'm making that a song without your permission mik-e

ANOTHER HOLY SHIT! everyone we're going to jam with has a 4 letter name! nate mike sean.....
awesome.

i jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
and when we're holding hands, it's like having sex with me
you say I'm pre-mature, i just call it ecstasy
i wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
cause i jizz in my pants.
yes i jizz in my pants!

keep it super sexy ninja