eblueterate them

i really wish people would stop hating eachother. where's the love? i mean i really don't like some people, but that's just cause i was never actually their friends, or they've been douchebags for a long amount of time, and just can't take a fucking hint. what i'm trying to say is that i want you to stop hating on sean. YES he's being stupid, but like i said before, he's been proven to have a uterus, and since he's half girl, his brother moving to Cali is depressing him, and he's just saaaaaaaaaad. look on the bright side: we're going to montreal, we're going to see the real deal for fucking $5, we're going to party it up to the max, and it's going to be wicked.

so as we all know, i'm obsessed with my psp, and so i'd like to share with you the future of my obsession: http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-10230257-17.html
i mean it's pretty dumb, cause i pretended i was holding it, and that would be awkward as shit to hold. your hand has to be soooooooo fucking wide, it's not even funny. i'll save you the time of reading the article too:
-there won't be any more UMD's, so that means all games need to be bought off the internet.
-there won't be a second analog stick, so there's no way i can ever play skate.
-you can buy one with either 8gb of internal memory, or 16gb. that's pretty awesome.

when we're a famous band, i really hope that we as members of the band will be recognized, like in greenday, or the beatles, instead of like blink 182, or sum 41. i don't know any of them. i think the way to go about doing that is to have nicknames. like in Mindless Self Indulgence, the lead singer is "Jimmy Urine", the guitarist is "Steve,Righ?" (yes, i spelt that right), the bassist's name is "Lyn-Z", and the drummer is "Kitty". same with the beatles (or at least Ringo Starr). i mean at least I want a nickname. OH also "flea" from Red Hot Chili Peppers.

by the way a little thing like that "so you got THE job" guy. this random guy walked past me at work after i'd watered the vegetables, and he was like "that's your favorite job, huh?". i smiled and sorta laughed, then thought "were you staring at me for an hour or something?

doctor's office?

that's all

1,2,3,4
can i have a little more?
5,6,7,8,9,10
i love you

keep it ninja

clouds on a bike ride fast like the wind

i've decided to translate things that people say at work:

Lenard:
"see this display? i spent 2 hours setting this up"
Translation:
"i've got no life outside of this job, and nobody loves me"

Lenard:
"you're doing good! good man!"
Translation:
"The manager is there, but i actually hate you"

Mikey:
"look at all these bugs on this jar!"
Translation:
"i'm really high, and imagining things"

i don't get why, but both lenard, and joe have compared setting up the wet case to getting laid. it's pretty awkward. speaking of them (this isn't really too related) they both have those sick knives for cutting veggies and stuff, and i found out today that if i want one then they're going to take it out of my paycheck. it's only $5, but it's still money that i've gotta spend on them. and of course today Justin was a dumbass, and he decided to steal Lenard's knife, not expecting him to notice that something he spent money on was missing. retard.

this morning i was not thinking too good. i'm trying to find reason in my thoughts, but i can't. i was thinking "if quit now, i could tell my dad that i will eventually get another job, and then i can dye my hair green and be happy". of course now that i'm not stupid i see how awful a plan that was. if i quit my dad would be pissed, i'd never get another job, and i'd be complained to constantly for dying my hair.

i dun nao

i never tried that
i never tried that
i never tried that
but i know i don't like it

keep it ninja 'til the cows come home

bitch....no!

then you slap them with an apple

man i watch too many of the same movies down here. i wish that my lappy's internet worked for realsies, but no such luck.

this is the only video i want to show you, cause it's hilarious. (don't worry it's like 10 seconds long)

man i really want to go skateboarding. i was at cole's place today, and jack was skating with his friends, and so now i really want to do it again. i actually need to go to a skate park with sean, too.

"eye colour" "blue" "nope" "oh, i thought you said hair colour" "still no" "i thought you meant sky" "closer"

i like it when friends drive me places, cause it just feels cooler.

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause here on earth, i can't do shit
without the man fucking with it

keep it ninja

you da man nahtan!

Lenard likes to say that when i do what he says. which is all the time, but he doesn't recognize that. speaking of Lenard, today he got so annoyed that i was asking him what to do that he finally said: "alright, this whole wet case here, you see dat nahtan? you see dat? is all YOURS". just in case you didn't know, the wet case is the thing that's full of green vegetables and shit, and needs to be sprayed every half hour. And as i was doing that job, guess who i saw. that lady from the summer that works at the Keg, and was obsessed with my resume. it was weird, and she felt really bad for me cause i was working at the grocery store instead of at a restaurant. some people.

"know how you wanted a pony? we had a pony for you, but then i had a drink or two, and forgot that i had the pony in the garage, and i just drove on in, and i kinda tapped you pony...i sorta bumped your pony....your pony's dead"

i am le tired.

i'm so not happy about work, cause i work like 6 hours, and then i walk home, and the walk home is the worst, and then i see ashley and helen keller, and then we talkaboutaparkjamandthenigetsotiredthatiwannasleep, bt thn i cnt cus thn i cnt wtch rbt chckn nd i rly wntd to wtch tht cus i trd to WATCH IT LAST NIGHT, BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO SLEEP CAUSE I HAD TO WORK TODAY.

girls are weird

"i wanna be in a plane! and one of those planes that has guns, not one of those faggy food planes"

i should be looking up info on Atilla the hun, but as i've said, i am le tired.

you will always be remembered,
you will be celebrated
you will never be forgotten
these tears still haven't faded

keep it ninja

give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. show a man to fish, and he'll go crazy and kill everyone.

i doubt a man could eat one fish for the whole day. maybe like 20 minutes, but that's if he's really trying to space it out.

so i told you about Joe today, but i'll tell you more about him. he's kinda short, and Italian, he swears under his breath just about every 20 seconds, and he makes me feel good. he's so friendly, and he'll wink and smile, and he does this thing where he sings this song that goes "you can dance" and then he whistles the rest (he's a REALLY good whistler), and does a little shimmy type dance. if you ever hear nice whistling, it's him. He also makes Leanard be not such a jackass. of course he's still a jackass, but somehow less of one.

oh and i've decided (as you can see) to keep posting things regardless of who comments, because it's not fair to me when i have to wait for people to comment on things that happen before telling you new things.

"you have to eat some food from this world, or else you'll disappear"

Mad TV is so funny. i've spent like 2 days on youtube watching videos from them, and they never dissapoint. except maybe with their ellen degeneres skits.

old people are funny.

you spin me right round, baby
right round
like a record, baby
right round, round, round.

keep it ninja like it's going out of style

i waanwach teebee

another funny thing mairi says. she always says it when she wants to watch a movie.

man, i'd love the incredibles if it wasn't so over-played in this house.

man, cartoon pigs are soo cute. i want one. the cartoon cows are kinda cute too, but they're alot bigger.

i dunno if i want to keep working. it's not all that bad, but they make me work when there's no work to be done. i'd prefer if maybe they'd 1) actually tell me what they want me to do, and 2) stop getting mad at me when there's nothing to do. it's not my fault the job is so simple, but they blame it on me when shit is finished, and they didn't give me anything else to do.

"did your man deliver, or did he deliver"

i don't like it when people have questions like that. what are you going to answer if you don't agree? "um, you didn't deliver. you made an awful choice of where to live. i seriously don't understand the choices you make.". then they get mad that you're not agreeing.

"yo guys, check out this new internet world wide web viral video"

INSANE-O-FLEX!

Take back!
What's Ours!
Well it seems
that you've got a lot to say my friend!

keep it ninja

it's a big fock!

mairi said that. she's talking about a fox.
and brayden just screamed REALLLLY loud.
and my dad attached plastic fire to a toy fox and tried to make me laugh by calling it firefox. he so doesn't get me.

so i've started learning how to photoshop piercings and tattoos onto pictures of myself. it's hard. so far i've found out that my pictures are too small to work with it

man, work really sucks. i mean it's alright, but fucking Leonard is always making me feel like complete shit whenever i'm around him. i was trying to do my job, and i'm like "alright, i'm going to restock the shelves" so i start, and he's like "no, you're not ready for that, go recycle all of the boxes" and then he told this other guy, Chris, to do it. and he's like "no, it's alright, nathans on that" and Leonard is like "no, you do it, he's recycling". fucking douch-y-doucher-douche.

so i'm thinking that i'm going to either dye my hair with the black and white/yellow part, or maybe i'll do green. according to claire i have a green flesh tone. whatever that means. apparently i'm more olive-green than white. of course to explore this possibility, i've started to photoshop green hair on my pretty cranium.

yup, it looks pretty alright. it's kinda VERY green, but it's still pretty sick

man, this hair dying is just soo easy, and fun. i should probably be doing homework.

i spooooooooose that's all

fuck you too, bitch,
call the cops
i'mma kill you
and those loud motha-fucking barking dogs!

keep it ninja