it's a big fock!

mairi said that. she's talking about a fox.
and brayden just screamed REALLLLY loud.
and my dad attached plastic fire to a toy fox and tried to make me laugh by calling it firefox. he so doesn't get me.

so i've started learning how to photoshop piercings and tattoos onto pictures of myself. it's hard. so far i've found out that my pictures are too small to work with it

man, work really sucks. i mean it's alright, but fucking Leonard is always making me feel like complete shit whenever i'm around him. i was trying to do my job, and i'm like "alright, i'm going to restock the shelves" so i start, and he's like "no, you're not ready for that, go recycle all of the boxes" and then he told this other guy, Chris, to do it. and he's like "no, it's alright, nathans on that" and Leonard is like "no, you do it, he's recycling". fucking douch-y-doucher-douche.

so i'm thinking that i'm going to either dye my hair with the black and white/yellow part, or maybe i'll do green. according to claire i have a green flesh tone. whatever that means. apparently i'm more olive-green than white. of course to explore this possibility, i've started to photoshop green hair on my pretty cranium.

yup, it looks pretty alright. it's kinda VERY green, but it's still pretty sick

man, this hair dying is just soo easy, and fun. i should probably be doing homework.

i spooooooooose that's all

fuck you too, bitch,
call the cops
i'mma kill you
and those loud motha-fucking barking dogs!

keep it ninja