you da man nahtan!

Lenard likes to say that when i do what he says. which is all the time, but he doesn't recognize that. speaking of Lenard, today he got so annoyed that i was asking him what to do that he finally said: "alright, this whole wet case here, you see dat nahtan? you see dat? is all YOURS". just in case you didn't know, the wet case is the thing that's full of green vegetables and shit, and needs to be sprayed every half hour. And as i was doing that job, guess who i saw. that lady from the summer that works at the Keg, and was obsessed with my resume. it was weird, and she felt really bad for me cause i was working at the grocery store instead of at a restaurant. some people.

"know how you wanted a pony? we had a pony for you, but then i had a drink or two, and forgot that i had the pony in the garage, and i just drove on in, and i kinda tapped you pony...i sorta bumped your pony....your pony's dead"

i am le tired.

i'm so not happy about work, cause i work like 6 hours, and then i walk home, and the walk home is the worst, and then i see ashley and helen keller, and then we talkaboutaparkjamandthenigetsotiredthatiwannasleep, bt thn i cnt cus thn i cnt wtch rbt chckn nd i rly wntd to wtch tht cus i trd to WATCH IT LAST NIGHT, BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO SLEEP CAUSE I HAD TO WORK TODAY.

girls are weird

"i wanna be in a plane! and one of those planes that has guns, not one of those faggy food planes"

i should be looking up info on Atilla the hun, but as i've said, i am le tired.

you will always be remembered,
you will be celebrated
you will never be forgotten
these tears still haven't faded

keep it ninja