"only adults like us..."

"...are allowed to say hell, bitch-ass, and damn. so get your hellin' damnin' ass in that bitchin' damn room, dammit!" *looks at frylock* "what? damn i's just helpin' you out, bitch."
- Meatwad of Aquateen Hunger Force

my ears hurt. i wasn't supposed to listen to music in headphones, but i did. now both of my ears are infected, however that works. they actually REALLY hurt sometimes, but mostly it's just really irritating. it's almost like being sorta deaf, but only like 10% or something. like i can't really tell how loud i am, and i can't hear much people are saying. although somehow it made me better in broadcasting, somehow, cause i was doing soundboard, and normally mr.wall will tell me to turn the volume up, or down, but for the last 2 days i've been right where he likes it the first try. hot damn

does butter jam exist?

i'm so sad. i'm pretty sure it's only mike that reads my blog. i've asked a bunch of randoms on the interwebs, and i don't even think my own cousin (who also has a blog) reads this.

guess what! i found out that cold air makes ear infections worse! what a great time to have one! it's my christmas present from hell. speaking of my infection, it's making the right side of my face feel like it's swelling up (and about to explode), and theres a line of pain from my brain to my jaw all down that right side. i also found out that i can hear for a short amount of time if i stick my fingers in my ears, jiggle them around, and then pull them out, kinda like a plunger.

i really want to do a cover of little boxes.

why is it always me that gets hit? i mean I've gotten kicked in the balls for no reason a lot of times. and people just hit me in the middle of classes and stuff. especially by Matteo. At least he apologizes sometimes, and admits that he has no reason to hit me. but people like sean suitor just hit me without explaining, and it's a lot of the time. do i have a sign hovering above my head that says "fuck my shit up, seriously, do whatever you want to hurt me"? or maybe it's my fault. maybe i did something to piss off some vengeful god that can tell people to hurt me without them knowing. fortunately i don't bruise like a girl, otherwise i'd look brown all year.

i'm hungry.

ummmmmmmmm i think that's all. i think i'm done for today

little boxes on the hillside
little boxes made of ticky-tacky
little boxes on the hillside
little boxes all the same
there's a green one and a pink one
and a blue one, and a yellow one
and they're all made out of ticky-tacky
and they all look just the same

keep it ninja

the internet is my life

am i a loser for playing lots of games on my computer?

lol my brother just held a rubber tarantula to my head, and then when i grabbed the legs to keep him from doing it he started spazzing out and saying "i put da spider on you head!"
so i let him continue

so yeah i play this game called Toribash, in which you click on your character's joints, and make him kick your opponent's ass (and if you're good enough, take off their limbs, and break their bodies into little pieces). i've gotten pretty good at this game, but my dad gets mad because i spend any time i'm not doing anything else on this game. i mean it's pretty badass to watch the animation after you've finished.

i want to find some sort of place online where there are lots of people, and there isn't at least one douchebag. youtube, secondlife, 4chan, toribash. nothing. i think deviantart has less douchebags than any other multi-user website. maybe cause it's a bunch of artists that don't judge.

you know what i don't like? movies that talk about paying for internet porn. ummm... yeah. there's free stuff. it's there. it's not even hard to find.

i have pills to take now! yaaay pills! apparently i have an ear infection, and i get pills for that. pills!

i've started to kinda "collect" jones bottles. it's the pictures, they're just so attractive! i pretty much only get the skateboarding ones, but if theres a hot girl on one of the flavors i like i'll get that too.

they smell good :)

o green world
don't desert me now
i'm made of you, and you of me
so where are we?

keep it ninja

no more elephants

finally robotic beings rule the world

i wonder what would happen if all humans just suddenly died off.. i mean there would be nobody to plant trees for the ones we cut down, and then animals would sort of start living in office buildings, and abandoned homes, and probably eat things they weren't supposed to. i think things would still be screwed up.

i've started listening to flight of the conchords, and i'm happy. i also have rootbeer

my dad is a jerk. i was telling him how i'm feeling like i won't get anywhere in life, because i'm not as good at drawing as i should be, and he just went ahead and told me that my drawings suck. fortunately the only thing i really want to do is storyboarding, or game concept art, and that's pretty easy stuff, so i think i'll be fine. that is if college is as easy as making a storyboard.

my grad pictures were kinda cool today. i had ONE where i was myself. the rest were like "you have headphones? wear them like this. yeah, just the way you'd never wear them in your life" and "hey, you've got a hoodie! put the hood up the way you never do!"

commies meet mondays and fridays.

i guess that's it, i don't have much more.

the humans are dead
the humans are dead
we used poisonous gases
and we poisoned their asses

keep it robo-ninja

my first life was so great

that i literally wanted a second one.

that's from Dwight Kurt/"danger" Shrute

so i've decided that i want to play second life again, since i've got THAT much time on my hands. I actually really don't understand what i find fun about it. it's a bunch of nerdy pricks that think they can be total racist/douche-baggy/perverted fucktards, just because you don't know them. i mean i've seen some of the girls that go on it (or at least what they posted pictures of) and they're pretty hot, but why would someone that hot actually waste time talking to nerdy douche bags they don't know, when they could be off fucking like bunnies? actually that reminds me of youtube.com/ijustine , cause she's nerdy, and yet totally hot.

I'm so weird. i'm so comfortable with playing drums on stage, but i can't talk infront of the same crowd. i don't get it. and even if it's infront of a bunch of people i know, just the thought of being on that stage is subconsciously terrifying.

i wish i was attractive enough to have girls flocking to me like flies to a pile of shit. yes, i compared myself to a pile of shit, and girls to disgusting creatures that throw up every time they land. THAT'S called anorexia. i'll have none of that. especially on my pile of shit. actually i'm scared now that i'm too thin. like maybe my body gets rid of stuff too fast, cause i'm eating a lot (when i can) and i'm still way too thin. i mean i can see definition in my ribs, even when i don't suck in my stomach. anyway this isn't the point of my blog, so let's continue

watch this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SokOx8hGNSs
cause i think you'll like it
and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeS64LtNEv4
cause the story about the couple in the club is hilarious.

weeds is one of the best shows i've ever watched. speaking of shows i need to watch the office season 5. i haven't seen ANY of the new episodes, and cole's just talking about them all the time. damn people won't finish the fucking season.

i love how origional i am. every time someone asks me one of those 'would you rather' questions, i just say both, and for some reason, apparently it's funny every time. you know what's REALLY funny? david asked "would you rather be blind, or a midget?"

well technically he's both. that silly fucker.
sorry, i just wanted to say silly fucker.

my mind should implode soon.

i actually want to get all of my friends on second life. they'll all hate it, but i think they need to see what i waste my time on.

it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is hazy
you've got to do the cooking by the book
you know you can't be lazy
never use a messy recipe
the cake will end up crazy
if you do the cooking by the book
then you'll have a -
BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH!
let me see you back it up!
swing that ass down,
then bring that mother fucker up!

keep it second life ninja-y

listen to this poem...

with your...hips

duh dum.....duh, duh dah dum, dum dum duh......dah

yeah so i was doing some youtube browsing, and i found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLbLKlUG8S0&NR=1
i think it's funny, and true, and whatnot. the guy is pretty much talking about the same stuff i would if i was any good at vlogging.

fuck, i'm so annoyed at this debate, but it's all good, cause i got a long sleeved button down collared shirt that looks pretty sick (of course i have absolutely no fashion sense, so fuck it)

i just realised that the guy from that youtube video cuts just as quickly as the ninja from ask a ninja. did you know ask a ninja has a book? cool beans. i found that out when i went to buy the script for the dark knight that i plan on using someday.

i made a honey smoked ham, mustard, mayo and carrot sandwich today. it fucking sucked.

i want a cat. when i have my own house and stuff i'm getting a cat that doesn't need to eat and never sheds or poops. i'll call him......impossible.

i'm so proud of the people that make mods for psp. i found out yesterday that i can use my psp as a tv remote with a certain add-on that i got. can you say awesome? i bet you can't. not with crackers in your mouth, at least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-CKxCcWuLc&feature=channel
just watched that too. he asks good questions.

alright, i'm going to go to my room and finish my debate thing. stupid philosophy....it's not even a philosophical debate. fuck.

hold on for dear life
my hands are blue and i
i've never been so cold
i've never felt this way before

keep it ninjalicious

are you sure you want to be happy?

debates are not my thing. thankfully, i'm sure my opponents (2 guys that don't come to class on time, or at all, and my friend who probably won't care enough to do a good job) don't like debates much either. My team is pretty awesome, except one person who's pretty much as dumb as dumb shit, but in a different way. let's call this one "ass hat". ass hat thinks just because i talked to her that i'm her best friend in the whole world. the problem is that ass hat one of those kids that is social, but with people that don't want to be social with nerdy, annoying, incompetent weirdos that just can't take a hint. and of course i get made fun of every time i'm in a class with her, since i also have those classes with renee, and so she laughs because of a date scene i did in broadcasting. i was too slow to put down my hand after she was chosen, and now i'm paying for it.

my dad isn't very attentive. i've told him i need to go out and get some dress clothes, and he's pretty much become the master of tuning me out just enough that he can assure me that we'll do something about it, but then forgets because he's not listening.

by the way, i found out that i'm probably not getting any christmas presents this year. Thats almost the worst news any kid can get. that or "your father has just died, so you'll have to live with your stepmother who will finally go through with her evil plan of getting rid of all electronics in the house". but seriously, it wasn't just this "nathan, you don't get presents" it was something i had to piece together. it wasn't hard of course, but it sucks. it went kind of like this: i'm talking to my cousin about going to his apartment to chill with him and his friends over christmas, and he's like "so are you bringing presents to open with us? because my parents have decided to stop getting presents for cousins and stuff" and i was like (jokingly, by the way) "yeah, sure, if i get any presents lol" and then i told my dad and i'm like "so yeah, will i have any presents?" and he's like "i dunno, will you?". fucker. so then he asked me if a did want a present this year.

.... um.... DUH!

that's like asking someone if they want to be happy, or if they want to sit on a couch, miserable, and watch everyone else be happy for several hours. so he said his present could be some money for when i go to my cousin's house. okay well he always gives me money for going to my cousin's house. i think it's supposed to be more money than usual, but who knows.

well
you've found a little piece of hell
i hope there's a mirror in your cell
to break every day you wake up to you and take a look at yourself
now, calm down
just another tear from the
sad clown
take another year, put it
on the ground
spread it all around
little gas, and a match
and it's all gonna pass

keep it so ninja that it makes the neighbors move to alaska, and buy a condo to rent out to fish salesmen.

fuck choosing a word

Use every one you've ever heard

i really have nothing to talk about, but everyone else has made several new entries, and i don't want to be left behind. so i'm going to talk about girls, to even out the fact that mike talked about guys.

girls are damn annoying. not all girls, but specific girls that don't know anything, and think everything is based on them. this one girl - let's call her dumb shit - thinks everything I say is completely serious, literal, and only ever said to her. at least Ashley and Emma and people know that i'm joking, and that i'm a jerk to everyone that can't beat me up, but dumb shit just doesn't seem to get it. and now dumb shit is mad cause i said something that i'd say to any girl, but because they don't understand the workings of nathan, she wants to just argue about it. of course i have to spend the next semester listening to the complaints about how she doesn't like other people that i chill with, and how she's STILL depressed, and have her staring at me, and judging me and complaining about things that i like doing, as if i'm her boyfriend. LIKE I GIVE A SHIT.

and my snes emulator on my psp doesn't want to use the cheats i put in it, so the games i've beaten about 5 times don't get any more fun at all.

by the way have you checked out Ronald Jenkees? he's this sick keyboard player (it's better than you think) on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/ronaldjenkees?ob=1
he's a crazy ass looking guy, but he's got loads of awesome songs with piano effects, and mixed beats from his computer.He also has some funny ass hats. not ass hats, just funny hats.
i suggest listening to "stay crunchy", "disorganized fun" and that "messing around with the guitar sound". the guy's insane on the keyboard. of course i've never listened to a whole song, but even the little bits are cool.

ONE MORE THING!
yeah, something we HAVE to do in the summer. it's like REQUIRED. theres no way we can't do it. we need to
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP.
look it up on youtube. know what? i'll do it for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6agZkYEIhQ0
that's the best one i've seen. it's also got ronald's music in it.

these four wheels feel like home to me
tired of living broke at home and bank robberies
these faces i see, and these fumes i breathe
proof enough that this is where i want to be.

keep it extremely ninja