bitch....no!

then you slap them with an apple

man i watch too many of the same movies down here. i wish that my lappy's internet worked for realsies, but no such luck.

this is the only video i want to show you, cause it's hilarious. (don't worry it's like 10 seconds long)

man i really want to go skateboarding. i was at cole's place today, and jack was skating with his friends, and so now i really want to do it again. i actually need to go to a skate park with sean, too.

"eye colour" "blue" "nope" "oh, i thought you said hair colour" "still no" "i thought you meant sky" "closer"

i like it when friends drive me places, cause it just feels cooler.

if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause here on earth, i can't do shit
without the man fucking with it

keep it ninja

you da man nahtan!

Lenard likes to say that when i do what he says. which is all the time, but he doesn't recognize that. speaking of Lenard, today he got so annoyed that i was asking him what to do that he finally said: "alright, this whole wet case here, you see dat nahtan? you see dat? is all YOURS". just in case you didn't know, the wet case is the thing that's full of green vegetables and shit, and needs to be sprayed every half hour. And as i was doing that job, guess who i saw. that lady from the summer that works at the Keg, and was obsessed with my resume. it was weird, and she felt really bad for me cause i was working at the grocery store instead of at a restaurant. some people.

"know how you wanted a pony? we had a pony for you, but then i had a drink or two, and forgot that i had the pony in the garage, and i just drove on in, and i kinda tapped you pony...i sorta bumped your pony....your pony's dead"

i am le tired.

i'm so not happy about work, cause i work like 6 hours, and then i walk home, and the walk home is the worst, and then i see ashley and helen keller, and then we talkaboutaparkjamandthenigetsotiredthatiwannasleep, bt thn i cnt cus thn i cnt wtch rbt chckn nd i rly wntd to wtch tht cus i trd to WATCH IT LAST NIGHT, BUT THEN I HAD TO GO TO SLEEP CAUSE I HAD TO WORK TODAY.

girls are weird

"i wanna be in a plane! and one of those planes that has guns, not one of those faggy food planes"

i should be looking up info on Atilla the hun, but as i've said, i am le tired.

you will always be remembered,
you will be celebrated
you will never be forgotten
these tears still haven't faded

keep it ninja

give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. show a man to fish, and he'll go crazy and kill everyone.

i doubt a man could eat one fish for the whole day. maybe like 20 minutes, but that's if he's really trying to space it out.

so i told you about Joe today, but i'll tell you more about him. he's kinda short, and Italian, he swears under his breath just about every 20 seconds, and he makes me feel good. he's so friendly, and he'll wink and smile, and he does this thing where he sings this song that goes "you can dance" and then he whistles the rest (he's a REALLY good whistler), and does a little shimmy type dance. if you ever hear nice whistling, it's him. He also makes Leanard be not such a jackass. of course he's still a jackass, but somehow less of one.

oh and i've decided (as you can see) to keep posting things regardless of who comments, because it's not fair to me when i have to wait for people to comment on things that happen before telling you new things.

"you have to eat some food from this world, or else you'll disappear"

Mad TV is so funny. i've spent like 2 days on youtube watching videos from them, and they never dissapoint. except maybe with their ellen degeneres skits.

old people are funny.

you spin me right round, baby
right round
like a record, baby
right round, round, round.

keep it ninja like it's going out of style

i waanwach teebee

another funny thing mairi says. she always says it when she wants to watch a movie.

man, i'd love the incredibles if it wasn't so over-played in this house.

man, cartoon pigs are soo cute. i want one. the cartoon cows are kinda cute too, but they're alot bigger.

i dunno if i want to keep working. it's not all that bad, but they make me work when there's no work to be done. i'd prefer if maybe they'd 1) actually tell me what they want me to do, and 2) stop getting mad at me when there's nothing to do. it's not my fault the job is so simple, but they blame it on me when shit is finished, and they didn't give me anything else to do.

"did your man deliver, or did he deliver"

i don't like it when people have questions like that. what are you going to answer if you don't agree? "um, you didn't deliver. you made an awful choice of where to live. i seriously don't understand the choices you make.". then they get mad that you're not agreeing.

"yo guys, check out this new internet world wide web viral video"

INSANE-O-FLEX!

Take back!
What's Ours!
Well it seems
that you've got a lot to say my friend!

keep it ninja

it's a big fock!

mairi said that. she's talking about a fox.
and brayden just screamed REALLLLY loud.
and my dad attached plastic fire to a toy fox and tried to make me laugh by calling it firefox. he so doesn't get me.

so i've started learning how to photoshop piercings and tattoos onto pictures of myself. it's hard. so far i've found out that my pictures are too small to work with it

man, work really sucks. i mean it's alright, but fucking Leonard is always making me feel like complete shit whenever i'm around him. i was trying to do my job, and i'm like "alright, i'm going to restock the shelves" so i start, and he's like "no, you're not ready for that, go recycle all of the boxes" and then he told this other guy, Chris, to do it. and he's like "no, it's alright, nathans on that" and Leonard is like "no, you do it, he's recycling". fucking douch-y-doucher-douche.

so i'm thinking that i'm going to either dye my hair with the black and white/yellow part, or maybe i'll do green. according to claire i have a green flesh tone. whatever that means. apparently i'm more olive-green than white. of course to explore this possibility, i've started to photoshop green hair on my pretty cranium.

yup, it looks pretty alright. it's kinda VERY green, but it's still pretty sick

man, this hair dying is just soo easy, and fun. i should probably be doing homework.

i spooooooooose that's all

fuck you too, bitch,
call the cops
i'mma kill you
and those loud motha-fucking barking dogs!

keep it ninja

my head aches, by body shakes, the earth quakes, the great lakes, grandma bakes

holy shit my head hurts. ooooowwwwww

so i'm not so happy, cause i was going to use all of today to do homework, cause i had wasted all of my time on other things the whole week, but then my dad walked in my room at about 12:00 (about an hour after i'd officially woken up) and told me i had to go to kidsports with him. god that was awful. i mean it gave me a good reason to be on the jungle gym, but chasing after the babies, and having to tell them about 10 times a minute that we didn't have tokens for the games was just awful.

man.... Shrooms for Alice needs some better recording time. that was pretty awful. i mean it's descent, but we need to maybe record us playing live, and the SAY that it's live, cause at least then everything will have the right timing and everything.

so i've got a job. i dunno when you guys will read this, probably after my first day, but man i'm worrying. i really don't know how i'm going to do. of course everyone seems really nice, so that's kinda settling. i also shouldn't really have much to do, since it's not like 100,000 need vegetables. and of course there'll be people there to tell me what to do if i'm not sure. alright, i'm not so worried now, i'm just not happy that having a job will interfere with stuff like band practice, and going to montreal.

AND I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT MONTREAL!!!

i think what we should do is ask about having the time off before we book the shit, just in case. i mean i guess you would have thought of that, so i guess if that's the case, i'm reminding you. anyways we could just do what you said mik-e, and get sean to do it. of course that might make us look bad, especially us new workers.

it's my birthday
2003
waiting for a call from my family......................
they forgot about me

keep it ninja.

lift with your back! lift with your back!

holy shit i just watched the best video for people who use photoshop
i hope to someday be that good.

so i'm reaaally tired, and biatch is constantly glaring at me even though i'm doing my homework (i want my laptop so i can sit in my room, but apparently there's something wrong with it, and my dad needs to call microsoft and talk on the phone with them for like an hour.)

i'm hungry. i've got those hot wing / blue cheese mix chips in my room that i was supposed to take to ashley's, so i guess i'll just eat those.

for some reason i'm getting worse at typing. maybe it's because i've been thinking about it more recently.

i keep almost falling asleep in broadcast. he always makes us sit in a circle around him for a lesson, so i'm always almost falling asleep just sitting in that chair.

wow all of these things i'm saying are really short.

btw look at this
it's a non-fiction story i wrote that has the same style of writing as the book i have to read for english. i enjoyed it.

for some reason my basement smells like lots of chocolate, but only when i sit down.

4 bedrooms, 1 bathtub, 0 boundaries, and a kaleidescope for a garage door. perfection.

LIKE SO MANY CATS BEFORE HIM

this is pretty awesome.

yo-ho, fiddle dee-dee
being a pirate is alright with me
do what you want, cause a pirate is free
you are a pirate
YOU ARE A PIRATE

keep it ninja