my head aches, by body shakes, the earth quakes, the great lakes, grandma bakes

holy shit my head hurts. ooooowwwwww

so i'm not so happy, cause i was going to use all of today to do homework, cause i had wasted all of my time on other things the whole week, but then my dad walked in my room at about 12:00 (about an hour after i'd officially woken up) and told me i had to go to kidsports with him. god that was awful. i mean it gave me a good reason to be on the jungle gym, but chasing after the babies, and having to tell them about 10 times a minute that we didn't have tokens for the games was just awful.

man.... Shrooms for Alice needs some better recording time. that was pretty awful. i mean it's descent, but we need to maybe record us playing live, and the SAY that it's live, cause at least then everything will have the right timing and everything.

so i've got a job. i dunno when you guys will read this, probably after my first day, but man i'm worrying. i really don't know how i'm going to do. of course everyone seems really nice, so that's kinda settling. i also shouldn't really have much to do, since it's not like 100,000 need vegetables. and of course there'll be people there to tell me what to do if i'm not sure. alright, i'm not so worried now, i'm just not happy that having a job will interfere with stuff like band practice, and going to montreal.

AND I WAS SO HAPPY ABOUT MONTREAL!!!

i think what we should do is ask about having the time off before we book the shit, just in case. i mean i guess you would have thought of that, so i guess if that's the case, i'm reminding you. anyways we could just do what you said mik-e, and get sean to do it. of course that might make us look bad, especially us new workers.

it's my birthday
2003
waiting for a call from my family......................
they forgot about me

keep it ninja.

lift with your back! lift with your back!

holy shit i just watched the best video for people who use photoshop
i hope to someday be that good.

so i'm reaaally tired, and biatch is constantly glaring at me even though i'm doing my homework (i want my laptop so i can sit in my room, but apparently there's something wrong with it, and my dad needs to call microsoft and talk on the phone with them for like an hour.)

i'm hungry. i've got those hot wing / blue cheese mix chips in my room that i was supposed to take to ashley's, so i guess i'll just eat those.

for some reason i'm getting worse at typing. maybe it's because i've been thinking about it more recently.

i keep almost falling asleep in broadcast. he always makes us sit in a circle around him for a lesson, so i'm always almost falling asleep just sitting in that chair.

wow all of these things i'm saying are really short.

btw look at this
it's a non-fiction story i wrote that has the same style of writing as the book i have to read for english. i enjoyed it.

for some reason my basement smells like lots of chocolate, but only when i sit down.

4 bedrooms, 1 bathtub, 0 boundaries, and a kaleidescope for a garage door. perfection.

LIKE SO MANY CATS BEFORE HIM

this is pretty awesome.

yo-ho, fiddle dee-dee
being a pirate is alright with me
do what you want, cause a pirate is free
you are a pirate
YOU ARE A PIRATE

keep it ninja

tina? yes...yes, i'm tina!

i'm watching "that thing you do". i love this movie.

so i was talking last time about the hot girl near the thing i'm supposed to put the competition's remotes in? yeah, we fucked.

naw, turns out she's not hot. one of them HFFA girls (hot from far away). i mean i've been close before, but i didn't want to stare or anything, so i didn't realize i was wrong. oh well

so i'm really not too good at what i do in life and stuff, or whatever. sorry, i wrote that when i was looking away from the monitor (it's that thing you do, it's so great). what i meant is that i'm supposed to do loads of homework, and i'm just not doing it. i have to read my book for english, write the rest of my rough copy, and the good copy of my persuasive essay ALSO for english, and draw something like 3 more pictures for the sketchbook assignment for art. so my life is a bunch of projects. of course they're all due the instant i get back (i'm pretty sure, at least.)

i wanna go on tour! that's what's going on right now in that thing you do, and it looks soooooo fun. they're just going everywhere, and their song is climbing the charts, and they're screwing around, and it just looks awesome. all i really wanna do is chill in a camper, cause i know when i'm famous i'll get some poon-tang.

anyways janet said i'm not allowed on the computer today, so i'm done now

trogdor was a man
or...he was a dragon mannnn
or...maybe he was just a dragonnnn...
but he was still...TROGDORRR!!

keep it ninja

because of me, your life will never be the same

work was awesome today. i put away a bunch of stuff, and got some small white batteries to draw on, and all that good stuff that everyone does at work. i also had 2 dr peppers, and some skittles. and a giant toblerone triangle. did i mention work is awesome? it's crazy, cause the first 8 hours or so felt like maybe an hour and a half, and then the last ten minutes felt like an eternity. but i did a good amount of work, so i'm pleased.

now listen to a 4 year old explain how WWII went. why couldn't they have just showed us this in school?

Watch Kittens Girl Summarizes WWII on CollegeHumor

serious stuff.

also serious: your is not you're. learn it, please. for the love of god.

my chair is broken, and stabbing me in the back. somehow i use it wrong, so the back breaks in half.

I GET TO START ANOTHER PERSONAL PROJECT TODAY! that is, if my dad actually cuts the wood i've had for about a year now. he's really not good at finishing things.

tomorrow's gonna be great. if i find any more remotes from the company's competitors, i get to walk over to the filing cabinet beside the hot girl's desk. awwright!

i spoooooose i'm done talking now

stand in the place where you work
now face west
think about direction,
wonder why you haven't before

keep it ninja.

everything gets better without me.

mairi is pretending to talk seriously.

so i've started adding my old friends on facebook. it's the girl i used to like all through junior school, and some other girls from my class. turns out girls who were hot in grade 5 dress up in skanky clothes and touch eachother in awesome ways when they're 17. of course they're not lesbian, they're just the type of people that call eachother "bitch" and "slut" when they say hi. it's pretty awesome. they've definately gotten hotter too. the one i liked is a cheerleader, and the one that was pretty much everyone's friend used to be shy-ish, and now she's hot, and popular. people change, and change is good. of course i'll never see them again.

i'm really ready to be famous. i want these people that used to know me as that geeky art kid in grade 5 to be like "holy shit, he's still lanky, but now he's hot, and badass!". hah, like that'll ever happen.

i'm looking forward to march break, cause i want to work for once, which will hopefully make my dad proud, and then i also get to party. yaaaay partying! ashley, i actually have to talk to you about that. i'm sure you know why, but yeah.

today was a good day. awesome top. that's all i'm going to say.

LATE ADDITION
this video is awesome.

i had a feeling
that i haven't felt before, and
that was my
reason

keep it ninja

welcome to the future

rap won't save you
can you hear that?
rap won't save you

when he's holding the labeler at 0:25, i thought it was an uzi, and i was like "what the fuck is he doing with an uzi in a drug store?"

i went snowboarding today with my awesome new board (it's like that, with the grey on top, with the blue on the bottom, i think). for some reason half way through my left hand stopped working properly, and it really screwed stuff up. i couldn't get my gloves on properly, or scratch my head, or do any simple thing like that. of course it didn't do anything to my riding, cause i'm pro like that, and so i taught myself how to do a 180 indy (there will be videos sometime later, but i didn't get the 180s on film, cause my dad's camera battery ran out, so it's just indies). overall it was a good day. we also spent about an hour trying to find a swiss chalet. yay for father-son days.

i wanna go out for wings with you two, and johnny. and i guess tish. just cause that would be his date or whatever.

i need a girlfriend. i mean i've been looking, but i'm just getting too picky. i just kinda want to be with someone i can actually maintain a relationship with for longer than a month. i'm sure i could do it, but i'm just too lazy to actually date. i'd much prefer a friend with benifits, but there's still nobody i can see myself doing that with.

it turns out my mom was a lot like Ashley's mom. keep in mind i don't know everything about either one (that's kinda sad), so these are just sort of assumptions. smoking, drinking, hanging out with some "questionable" people (not bad people, just adults that still live like they're teens), dropped out of highschool (although my mom went back cause my dad told her to). there's another thing, but it's sorta personal right now. i'll probably be more open about it later on, but for now it's private. haha private.

keep in ninja for the time being, then maybe switch to piracy

go all in, oh yeah
get em riled up
game over,
game over

we're your backyard friends

the backyardagains

so i want a job. i really do. i mean i've heared some bad stories of work, but i've spent 3 whole weeks with a copious amount of christians, and fed them, so i think i can handle it.

i'm really lazy. i mean i've had 2 whole art classes to paint this small thing brown, and i've just found bad reasons to not do it. "aw there's only half an hour left in the class", "aw, it's a wednesday". so i'm never going to finish this project.

so how are you? no, i'm kidding, i don't care.

surfs up, surfs up
everybody say ho-daddy, ho-daddy
surfs up, surfs up
ho-daddy ho-daddy

you know what's a surprisingly well made game? keep in mind that well made doesn't mean story, or gameplay, it means the art, and the way things look at all times. anyway it's "Hamtaro: Rainbow Rescue". i know what you're thinking: "nathan, you girl, what are you doing playing that?" well 1) somehow they managed to have some good humor. whither or not it's supposed to be funny, i don't know, but it's actually descent. 2) the sprites are amazing. there are good transitions from standing up, to walking, to running, and when you accomplish something they shake their tiny hamster butts. 3) it has a good realism to it when you're running with your friends (it chooses one leader according to the story, and then the rest of the hamsters you meet follow you) because when you go from running to walking, or standing still, there's a delay for the other hamsters so it looks pretty good. 4) i do what i want, bitch!

apparently i'm getting my new snowboard sometime soon. that'll be great. of course as far as i know none of you ski or snowboard, so you wouldn't be willing to go on the trip i was promised.

i also get the lappy back soon-ish so i can make more awsome pictures (unfortunately it'll still be in paint, but whatever, it's better than nothing)

these are a few of my favorite things

anyways i guess i'm done.

oh, pin-o-cchi-o
i should have told you not to
fol-low Hon-est John
and now you're gone
you're probably at
the pleasure isle
and i can tell you that you'll
be there for a while
(kickin' it donkey-style)

keep it ninja 'till you're cold, and angry at your friends