fuck choosing a word

Use every one you've ever heard

i really have nothing to talk about, but everyone else has made several new entries, and i don't want to be left behind. so i'm going to talk about girls, to even out the fact that mike talked about guys.

girls are damn annoying. not all girls, but specific girls that don't know anything, and think everything is based on them. this one girl - let's call her dumb shit - thinks everything I say is completely serious, literal, and only ever said to her. at least Ashley and Emma and people know that i'm joking, and that i'm a jerk to everyone that can't beat me up, but dumb shit just doesn't seem to get it. and now dumb shit is mad cause i said something that i'd say to any girl, but because they don't understand the workings of nathan, she wants to just argue about it. of course i have to spend the next semester listening to the complaints about how she doesn't like other people that i chill with, and how she's STILL depressed, and have her staring at me, and judging me and complaining about things that i like doing, as if i'm her boyfriend. LIKE I GIVE A SHIT.

and my snes emulator on my psp doesn't want to use the cheats i put in it, so the games i've beaten about 5 times don't get any more fun at all.

by the way have you checked out Ronald Jenkees? he's this sick keyboard player (it's better than you think) on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/user/ronaldjenkees?ob=1
he's a crazy ass looking guy, but he's got loads of awesome songs with piano effects, and mixed beats from his computer.He also has some funny ass hats. not ass hats, just funny hats.
i suggest listening to "stay crunchy", "disorganized fun" and that "messing around with the guitar sound". the guy's insane on the keyboard. of course i've never listened to a whole song, but even the little bits are cool.

ONE MORE THING!
yeah, something we HAVE to do in the summer. it's like REQUIRED. theres no way we can't do it. we need to
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP.
look it up on youtube. know what? i'll do it for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6agZkYEIhQ0
that's the best one i've seen. it's also got ronald's music in it.

these four wheels feel like home to me
tired of living broke at home and bank robberies
these faces i see, and these fumes i breathe
proof enough that this is where i want to be.

keep it extremely ninja

bunjee jumps never felt so short

so i was watching youtube videos, and i came across a guy who's video's i had seen before, and i decided i'd watch some. it's some funny stuff. i mean i'm pretty sure that he's acting, so maybe that makes it a bit easier to watch without laughing uncontrollably.

anyways here's the links to the videos that i found funniest in the last day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9lohj00Fw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d568SCye9oI&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRpu72N3Ggg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVUMdkg78tc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvrTSQ8a6gQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IuSLTBqbQE

and apparently this is his proof that he's acting:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUeSf86v1E&NR=1

anyways i'm pissed cause i'm not going to get to play with ma'am i AM the Supervisor ever again cause stupid alex (for anyone else that for some reason decides to read this for whatever reason, that's the guitarist) keeps working, or hanging out with other people.

oh man, i'm so ready to par-tay tomorrow, but i'm all pissed, cause my hat sucks, because the dye came out whenever i took it out of the dye bucket, and so it just went back to white when i washed it. that means i had to color it in with markers, so it's different shades of green (none of which are the same as my shirt) so it looks pretty crap. of course my sword, and shield look amazing (i'm young Link)

i'm so worried about college, cause i don't know what to do about all the things that have to go along with it. i need to make a portfolio, then i have to actually apply to a college, then if i get accepted i need to find somewhere to live (and people to live with), and somewhere to work to pay for living, and food, and entertainment, and school (in that order) and then i have to make sure that i never ever see janet (again for anyone other than mikey, that's my stepmom) ever again.

i'm also worried about highschool too now. i mean i was perfectly fine, until i failed math last year, and took broadcasting this year. now if i fail something i'm screwed. it doesn't help that broadcasting only counts as one credit towards college and university. that means even if i wanted to go to college next year i couldn't. i'm going to have to go back for another semester, and take another grade 12 art course, and a co-op thing so that i have job experience, and THEN i can go to college. god dammit i don't want to be a working-class guy. my life is gonna fucking suck now.

i think i wrote more before, but my internet cut out like an hour ago when i wrote this. (thank god it saves drafts) anyway until i find something else to talk about, keep it ninja

if you attempt to fail, you will likely succeed

more about failure later on, but right now i'm gonna talk about other things. First is my new Vlog on youtube. it's youtube.com/sketchnate , and it's like this, but my thoughts are less fluid, since i don't think before i record myself. i've always wanted to do it, so now i have.

i've watched Pinoccio about 3 times in the last day and a quarter. sad? i think so.

anyways till i can think of something else to say, here's some epic fails that amuse me to no end:












yeah so thats enough for now.

i think i'm out of things to say. i only did this cause i'm waiting for my video to finish loading onto youtube.

yeah i'm done

later

'cause when i'm on your street you better lock your doors

the actual lyrics are "cause when i'm on your street you better lock your cars, cause you know i'm losing it when i'm rapping to rock guitars"

so anyways thats my title cause now theres a lock on both sides of my room door to keep the twins out of my shit, cause they've come in my room and thrown stuff off my shelves and whatnot, so now i'm happy.

i want to hang out with jenicka, i miss her

i also want a job. the keg hates me. i don't think i'm ever going to get a job. ever. and it's not even that i don't WANT to, because i really do. if i got a job, i'd get a laptop from my dad, and then i'd have money to spend on a tablet for drawing better pictures, and a new skateboard, and a 4 gig memory card for my psp, and maybe some awesome headphones, and some food.

oh man i want food right now. BLT please.....

alright well i don't think theres anything else to say.

BY THE WAY! http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/272922.html
Mike you won't get this, but it's a level from "Little Big Planet" made after "Shadow of the Colossus"

i don't want to start going into school early for broadcasting.

TONITE'S on FIVE'R

later skater mater tater baiter caterer!

thank your mother, she's an idiot.

yeah, so my dad KINDA said that just now. he didn't call her an idiot, but he was thinking it. (she got her fingerprints all over the "Incredibles" disc, and so he's pissed)

Janet is a fucking moron tho. she's also the hugest bitch ever. (EDITED OUT). this is why i keep telling my dad to buy a punching bag, cause i've told him to his face that i need a way to vent my anger. (EDITED OUT)

i'm happy right now (it may be hard to tell) cause janet is gone until tomorrow for some reason (i don't give a shit WHY she's gone, as long as she's nowhere near me). i'm going to play Spore: Creature Creator (the Demo) soon, cause i haven't created anything in a while.

by the way since i know that you're the only one that reads this thing Mike, although i'm going to see you tomorrow, i was wondering if you know how long the warranty on the psp was, cause mine is pretty fucked up (there are like 4 dead pixels, the wi-fi switch is broken, and the screen occasionally distorts.). i thought it was for life, but i'm thinking that's not what it is, because that's unrealistic.

by the way the little big planet videos on gamesradar.com are amazing, and they get me so pumped to play it. Andrew better get his ass in gear and buy a PS3, and Little Big Planet, and invite me over when he does.

anyways, i'm going to play some vid-ja gamez!!!!111one
late

Big Trees, not big stumps

sorry about that stupid title, but it's written on this big wooden poster thing that my stepmom insists on putting in the corner in only my view so that i'm the only one it bothers.

anyways i'm a nerd. it's obvious, but now i've become a bigger nerd because i learned a new language. you're thinking "Nathan, you silly man, learning a language is good!"
you're wrong, but only because the language i learned is: Hylian. Yes, i learned how to write in the ancient (and incredibly fake) language from the zelda series. of course i haven't memorized it, and unfortunately there are different TYPES of hylian depending on the game (in Ocarina of time, and Majoras mask it was just gibberish, in The Wind Waker it's only translatable to Japenese) so i learned the Hyrulian from 'Twilight Princess'.

speaking of unimportant things i do, i've started drawing in a book about parliment that i've re-titled "the secret of Pasta Parties". it's gone from just random pictures that i was drawing to pictures that are drawn that relate to text from the book that i've edited, or selected to put in a sentence. it includes chapters titled "Seduction", "Floss your Identity, and dance" and "using your own organs as a weapon". it's currently unfinished (i'm currently on the chapter entitled "Erections, and Pasta Party organization") but i plan on finishing it once i find some funny things to make pictures of. I also plan on making a facebook album for the book when it's completed.

i need a haircut.

have you checked out Ronald Jenkees? he's friggin amazing. youtube man, youtube.

it's the overgrown guy girlfriend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BnPZhGLt6Y&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Sjn1ZeiTQ&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV2OZFpB7GE&NR=1

funny stuff

keep on truckin'
Nate

GIM-ME MA JELLA-BEANS BITCH!

yeah, i drew a picture of a rooster today who's head was flying with magical colors coming out of it's neck. i guess it was blood?. anyways he was saying exactly what the title of this post is. it was fun. of course the only reason that i drew that was that i wasn't paying attention in food and nutrition because....well....

who would?

so then ironically i missed the second half of the first day of school, because i had to go see a doctor or whatever to see if i have attention problems.

man i hate scanning. why can't i just draw something, and then just have it appear on the internet instantly? unfortunately thats what a tablet is for, and i don't have one.

haha i have a picture of a bear saying "marshmallow Tuesdays just got fun". i drew that cause i was thinking about the bear roaming around camp, and the marshmallows in the kitchen that i later stole, and got a stomach ache from. my bad. i also stole a whole bag of chips. what was i thinking? i'm dumb.

i wish i could move through shadows, and slow down time, and know what people thought of me. i guess for that third one it could just be reading minds, but it's more specific, and people may not be thinking about what they're think of me when i want to know.

oh man i had to do that attention thing like i said, but it was cool, cause i was awesome at the creativity things (putting together puzzles, making pictures, etc.) and shitty at the math. there was also a point where i had to take a jumble of numbers and letters, and i had to put the numbers in order, and then the letters in order, all in my head. it was hard, but i only got a few numbers off some times.

man the first day of school was pretty good. until second period. thankfully i'm going to the guidance office tomorrow during that class to switch out of it.

anyways i'm in trouble, but i'm not leaving this computer till i scan all of my pictures.

"and i ain't leavin' this party tonite, 'till i see some drunk bitches dancing around, touchin' eachother!"

thats a rap called fuck off. eminem "sang" that part. it was funny.

BEARS ATTACK WHEN YOU SEE THE BLUE SKY FALLING ON A TABLE OF MARBLES.

thats right, i went there. alright so now i'm just saying things for the hell of saying them, so i'm going to stop.

later.