give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. show a man to fish, and he'll go crazy and kill everyone.

i doubt a man could eat one fish for the whole day. maybe like 20 minutes, but that's if he's really trying to space it out.

so i told you about Joe today, but i'll tell you more about him. he's kinda short, and Italian, he swears under his breath just about every 20 seconds, and he makes me feel good. he's so friendly, and he'll wink and smile, and he does this thing where he sings this song that goes "you can dance" and then he whistles the rest (he's a REALLY good whistler), and does a little shimmy type dance. if you ever hear nice whistling, it's him. He also makes Leanard be not such a jackass. of course he's still a jackass, but somehow less of one.

oh and i've decided (as you can see) to keep posting things regardless of who comments, because it's not fair to me when i have to wait for people to comment on things that happen before telling you new things.

"you have to eat some food from this world, or else you'll disappear"

Mad TV is so funny. i've spent like 2 days on youtube watching videos from them, and they never dissapoint. except maybe with their ellen degeneres skits.

old people are funny.

you spin me right round, baby
right round
like a record, baby
right round, round, round.

keep it ninja like it's going out of style